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Weiss: “First of all we would like to apologize for disappearing for a long while.”

Yang: “Yeah… hahahah… Sorry about that…”

Weiss: “Yang and Ruby had broken the camera while they were wrestling.”

Yang: “…We said we were sorry…”

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Yang: “Well we got a new camera now anyway!”

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Yang: “Soo…”

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Weiss: “Eep!”

Yang: “Let’s get on with the questions!”

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Weiss: “Okay so as you all already know, I was the one who asked this brute out.”

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Weiss: “I thought I had a great date plan!”

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Weiss: “Use my family’s money to win Yang completely over…”

Yang: “But hehe, I had other plans~”

Weiss: “Which I hadn’t known about before, of course…”

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Weiss: “A fast food restaurant for a first date! Can you believe that?”

Yang: “But you liked it!!”

Weiss: “Whatever… anyway, after eating Yang had taken us on a stroll through vale where she told me stories of what she used to do around town with Ruby when they were kids…”

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Weiss: “After that I suggested we go see a movie but Yang wanted to go to the park instead…”

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Weiss: “We spent the rest of the date there talking. Just talking, it was, something. Not that I didn’t enjoy it. It was just, I had thought dates would require spending money and wooing, not getting to know one another. Because before going to Beacon, that was what many of my arranged dates had been all about.”

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Weiss: “It got dark so we decided to head home…”

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Weiss: “That’s when I finally asked Yang why we did all the things we did during the date…”

Yang: “She says ‘asked’, when she actually yelled…”

Weiss: “Shut up.”

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Yang: “And you all know there’s only one sure way to make Snow Angel here shut up.”

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Weiss: “Yang is actually a huge sap…”

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Weiss: “I can’t really remember the entire date very well, it’s all a little hazy but, how it ended is the most vivid thing I could ever remember, and I don’t think I’ll ever forget it.”

Yang: “And she calls me the sap…”

ripped shrek
—asked by gayobamafanfiction

greenmariosmansion:

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ripped shrek fighting his inner demons

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ripped shrek compressing ogre layers

ripped shrek being embarrassed of his not ripped son

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ripped shrek supporting lgbt rights

ripped shrek making a special guest appearance on the fresh prince of bel-air

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ripped shrek murdering a human child

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ripped shrek yelling at a cabbage

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ripped shrek remembering he left the stove on

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ripped shrek leaves his old body for a more ripped one

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon riding a pink Barbie jeep to where they usually go to.